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  • Listening to: Smooth Jazz
  • Reading: YOUR MIND
  • Watching: You
  • Playing: With Myself
  • Eating: Air
  • Drinking: Freedom
Sexcellence.

That's what we're selling here, and that's what you and me create together.

I know you all are not my minions, but that's how I like to imagine you in my mind world, and together we're storming the towns and villages of hatred and bad posture and shooting them with the white hot lasers of holding hands and friendship.

I also imagine that we sit down afterwards and enjoy an Olympic-size piping hot apple pie, and I might compliment you on your amazing minioning, and you might compliment me on my rugged good looks and overlordship.

And I might thank everyone for voting on my tee shirt, as I will do now in real life.

Thanks.





Just please don't try any funny business, because I WILL feed you to the ghost sharks as an example to the other minions.
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Jazmine-Chan Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Ohh, don't say Olympic sized, cause that makes me think of an olympic sized pool, and I don't plan on swimming in piping hot apple pie any time soon. D:
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paperbeatsscissors Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Professional General Artist
You've obviously never swam in pie...
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Jazmine-Chan Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Should I? :O
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paperbeatsscissors Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
I think it's worth considering.
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Jazmine-Chan Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Maybe I'll craft something similar to a large pie in minecraft and swim in that, haha.
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paperbeatsscissors Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Professional General Artist
I'm gonna have to go ahead and agree that that's what should happen.
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Jazmine-Chan Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha. I'll screencap it if it happens.
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Marmalado Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012
Your Overlordship satisfaction is our best reward (though pie is nice too).
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paperbeatsscissors Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Professional General Artist
You can't have one without the other. Who would minion without the promise of pie? Not me.
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minorking Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
*bows*
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