That's what we're selling here, and that's what you and me create together.
I know you all are not my minions, but that's how I like to imagine you in my mind world, and together we're storming the towns and villages of hatred and bad posture and shooting them with the white hot lasers of holding hands and friendship.
I also imagine that we sit down afterwards and enjoy an Olympic-size piping hot apple pie, and I might compliment you on your amazing minioning, and you might compliment me on my rugged good looks and overlordship.
And I might thank everyone for voting on my tee shirt, as I will do now in real life.
Just please don't try any funny business, because I WILL feed you to the ghost sharks as an example to the other minions.
- Listening to: Smooth Jazz
- Reading: YOUR MIND
- Watching: You
- Playing: With Myself
- Eating: Air
- Drinking: Freedom
Ohh, don't say Olympic sized, cause that makes me think of an olympic sized pool, and I don't plan on swimming in piping hot apple pie any time soon. D:
You've obviously never swam in pie...
Your Overlordship satisfaction is our best reward (though pie is nice too).
I'm in this for the pie
"Playing: With Myself"
At least SOMEONES inventive with their "take over the world" schemes for their minions.
Best journal I've read in a long time.