That's what we're selling here, and that's what you and me create together.
I know you all are not my minions, but that's how I like to imagine you in my mind world, and together we're storming the towns and villages of hatred and bad posture and shooting them with the white hot lasers of holding hands and friendship.
I also imagine that we sit down afterwards and enjoy an Olympic-size piping hot apple pie, and I might compliment you on your amazing minioning, and you might compliment me on my rugged good looks and overlordship.
And I might thank everyone for voting on my tee shirt, as I will do now in real life.
Just please don't try any funny business, because I WILL feed you to the ghost sharks as an example to the other minions.