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If the answer is no, then you can safely leave now and go back to your job of fawn punching or math shoveling, or whatever it is you do that turned your heart into a shriveled, black, prune-pit of hatred and sadness.

If you DO love Pokemon, and you DO have a Tumblr, and you DO love getting free things that are the best things you have ever owned in your entire life, then head over to my TUMBLR (paperbeatsscissors.tumblr.com/… and enter to win a FREE one-of-a-kind illustration by yours truly.

This is what's up for grabs:
Kisser by paperbeatsscissors

"Oh, would I need a collection of different lines arranged in a useless, although admittedly magical, way?"

Um, excuse me haters and hateresses. This is WAY more than a drawing. Imagine I've baked you a cake. What are the ingredients you say? Oh, nothing much, just ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS.

It's so full of dreams, that when you try eat it, the dreams choke you and you slowly asphyxiate. But even as you're dying, in your mind you are saying, "Thank you, cake. Thank you for teaching my son to read. Thank you for showing me how to love again, and promising to give all my worldly possessions to people who deserve it, and not total douche-clowns."

That's what this is. A death cake. Of love. I think that's something we can all get behind.

You can read all the rules and stuff and blah-blah-blah over there. This place is reserved for friendship and whimsy, not facts and other facts. Good day.

PAPER
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HCNeto Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
*__*
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paperbeatsscissors Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
Don't stare at it... the mystical glow could blind you.
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ewrong Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I would love to win one of your collections of different lines arranged in a useless, although admittedly magical, way! Heading to Tumblr right now :)
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paperbeatsscissors Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
A solid decision.
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Galbix Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Read this is like having a grammatical orgam, or something close.

Seriously, why can't I fav journals? =(
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paperbeatsscissors Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
Because the fates have destined it to be so.
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Galbix Featured By Owner Mar 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Wait... I can fav journals... BEST DAY EVER.
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paperbeatsscissors Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Professional General Artist
I used my magical powers to make that happen.
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Galbix Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
I should imagine it!
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Jazmine-Chan Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh my god, you are amazing. XD
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