If the answer is no, then you can safely leave now and go back to your job of fawn punching or math shoveling, or whatever it is you do that turned your heart into a shriveled, black, prune-pit of hatred and sadness.
If you DO love Pokemon, and you DO have a Tumblr, and you DO love getting free things that are the best things you have ever owned in your entire life, then head over to my TUMBLR (paperbeatsscissors.tumblr.com/… and enter to win a FREE one-of-a-kind illustration by yours truly.
This is what's up for grabs:
"Oh, would I need a collection of different lines arranged in a useless, although admittedly magical, way?"
Um, excuse me haters and hateresses. This is WAY more than a drawing. Imagine I've baked you a cake. What are the ingredients you say? Oh, nothing much, just ALL YOUR HOPES AND DREAMS.
It's so full of dreams, that when you try eat it, the dreams choke you and you slowly asphyxiate. But even as you're dying, in your mind you are saying, "Thank you, cake. Thank you for teaching my son to read. Thank you for showing me how to love again, and promising to give all my worldly possessions to people who deserve it, and not total douche-clowns."
That's what this is. A death cake. Of love. I think that's something we can all get behind.
You can read all the rules and stuff and blah-blah-blah over there. This place is reserved for friendship and whimsy, not facts and other facts. Good day.